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I karate chopped my best friends' boyfriend in a hole because that's how I roll.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!


Write down the sentence you made. Now, copy this entire thing, and go to your blog and post the instructions and your answer into it! I can't wait to see what you get stuck with...

Spring Break

I'm not doing much for Spring Break. I'll probably just gonna spend most of it sleeping and being super lazy, or hanging out with friends. Hopefully I'll get to visit one of my friends from out of town, but I don't have anything too spectacular planned. My ideal Spring Break would be spent in Dallas, because there are  three awesome concerts I'd love to attend that week. There are also a bunch of other fun things to do there, so I wouldn't get bored! 

Human Interest Story

Tania Hayes was just twenty two years old and very much in love with her fiance Warren. They were young, healthy, successful and happy. Then one day eleven years ago, Warren lost his balance when he was out walking, and less than a week later he was in hospital being treated for a massive brain tumour, an acoustic neuroma, extremely rare in men under thirty years old. Warren was twenty nine. The surgeon later told Tania when he first opened Warren up he was "confronted with the most horrifying sight he had ever seen". The good news was that it wasn't malignant. Nonetheless, after all the operations and treatment Warren was left in a wheelchair, and Tania now cares for him round the clock.

Warren gave Tania a get-out clause: "If things get too tough, I'll set you free, no strings attached", but Tania wasn't interested. She said she would stick by him forever, no matter what.

In 2006 the CEO of "Carers Australia" read a short story by Tania about her experience with Warren. She was so moved they approached her to become an ambassador. Tania says the role has given her the opportunity to meet so many other carers around the country who have actually inspired her with their own stories. So many of them, like Tania, are carers taken completely by surprise. Her experience shows it truly can happen to anyone, at any time.

Alphabet Story

The apathetic child of Lillian and Silver Harper, Jasper, was born in a euphoric world. Befuddling, he wasn't the perfect, bright, and happy child you would have thought. The clandestine child always kept to himself and locked himself in his room, rarely leaving the comfort of his confinement. During his childhood, Jasper never had much interaction with other children his age. Every other child would run around and play, like every child should, while he quietly observed, but never joined in on the fun. Far from how the many children at his school behaved, Jasper was not rambunctious. Greatly influenced by his parents, his attitude was demure. An honor student, Jasper was also well ahead of his class. Intelligent and very handsome, he wasn't outcasted by his classmates, but rather liked to seclude himself and be a dilettante in almost anything you can imagine. Jasper was very ambitious. Korea was where he learned to play the gayageum. Lost in a sea of people, he had decided to refuge to art. Mostly left at home, babysat by his neighbor, Jasper developed a love of metal music and morbid art. No one could break through his shell, but then she came along. October, no not the month, the girl, was one of a kind. Probably the prettiest girl Jasper had gotten to know, he came to care a lot about her. Quaker oats was what they had for breakfast every Monday. Randomly, they fought, but they always made up. Spontaneously, they would take off and go to concerts.

It's a Dog's World

"My name is Daisicle and, yes, I am a ninja chihuhua. I was trained as a pup by master Chifu. Over the past years as a ninja I've fought zombies, vampires, werewoles... you name it, I killed it. I remember one mission in particular...

"It was a cold, dark night... My fellow ninjas and I were on a mission to defeat a group of radioactive zombies. The clouds over head signaled a storm was also on the way, we had to stop those zombies before the humans woke up or were attacked, preferably under dry conditions! The ninjas and I used our stealth and carried ourselves with our scruffy, but graceful paws over the cold and pebbled alley ground. It's silent... too silent.

"I turn around and a green, gooey, extremely yucky mess of a person- or what used to be lunges at us; we scramble away as fast as we can to regain our composure. One of the ninjas, attacks the zombie with his huge samurai sword and slices the zombie in half. Whew... that was a class one!

"One zombie down... many mo-"

"Daisy! What are you doing out here in the backyard at dark?" says a human, as she scurries me into her arms.

Of course, I was completely called off guard... What does she think she's doing? My ninja days are over, woman! The moonlight from the backyard sparkled in the human's eyes as she looked at me with immense love reflecting back at me...

Okay, so maybe she's my owner!
And I was never really a ninja... but a chihuahua can dream.

Christmas

I love Christmas time, especially if it's snowing- it just makes it that much better. I don't know what it is about it, really... I guess I like how everyone is together and happy and just having a great time with their families and people they care about. My family and I really don't celebrate anything, though sometimes I wish we did, like I do around this time of the year.

I usually don't get anyone anything for Christmas, especially since I never really have money, but this year I have some saved up from my last paycheck- just some. I've had a hard time deciding whether I want to buy myself new clothes, and something for my boyfriend... but now that I think about it, I'll skip on buying myself something, and buy my best friend and boyfriend something. They mean a lot to me, and I'd like them to know it by getting them something really special that says I've been listening. ;)